What’s it like living in Seattle, anybody?
Someone just left me a voicemail that said “Hello?”
Who are you and why would you leave that as a voicemail?
flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
Because the first thing I tell myself before going to the bathroom is “Let’s get down to business!”
I always wanted to be a scientist, partly because I thought the Death Busters were so cool when I was a kid. I am now a chemist and I regret nothing.
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